16 5 / 2014

16 5 / 2014

theuppitynegras:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

strangeasanjles:

premierbonheur:

dimmvn:

premierbonheur:

We all want to be model

Why did they put clothing on a refrigerator?????

see it’s funny because I’M BIG and REFRIGERATORS are BIG. it’s a joke, do you get it? because refrigerators are big. and i am also big. the joke is based on the comparison between the two. because, you see, refrigerators are large.

and get this

i am ALSO large.

and furthermore, refrigerators are known for how much space they take up. and, if you’ll notice, i do too. 

both of us are big, so it’s funny

do you not

why aren’t you laughing yet?

because, see me? i’m big. like a refrigerator

it’s funny because we’re the same

i don’t know how i can make this any clearer

two things are big: one is a refrigerator, and the other is me

ugh this humor is too sophisticated for you

The outfit was cute, but then I scrolled down and the response was so amazing. You are fantastic.

bow to the queen

her eyeliner game so sharp she don’t even need to slay your sorry ass

I scrolled back up thinking there was an actual fridge in the photoset I didn’t notice because I was too distanced by the pretty girl and then I was confused when I didn’t find one and then I realized some ugly guy was tryna be funny and it was so lame I didn’t even get it

(via theweasleytwinsaremykings)

16 5 / 2014

16 5 / 2014

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

(via ritzbeetsrice)

16 5 / 2014

wwhatevver-ampora:

llawlietofficial:

I found my new favorite twitter account.

This is my actual favorite thing.
The last fricken tweet omfg

16 5 / 2014

16 5 / 2014

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via official-owen-apologist)

16 5 / 2014

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via official-owen-apologist)

16 5 / 2014

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

image

(via official-owen-apologist)

16 5 / 2014

imaginarycircus:

ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming…